Chandler's drag-queen father:
Charles Bing/Helena Handbasket
"The One With Chandler's
"The One With Chandler and
Monica's Wedding Parts 1+2"
|The Audience: GAY!!
|Helena: I see we have a few
regulars in the audience... and a few
|Monica: Oh, much better, you're
|Helena: Oh, look a standing
ovation already! So early in the
show. Well, turn around, darling,
let me see your pretty face.
|Helena: Where are you from,
Monica: Um... New York.
Helena: I'm not very fond of New
York. Queens I like!
|Helena: Look at this sparkle! Honey!!
|Chandler: Actually, Monica and I are
Helena: I see. Well... I wish you both a
lifetime of happiness.
|Helena: So, you're bald.
|Chandler: Wait a minute! We would
love for you to come.
|Chandler: I know it would really
make me happy... Ma'am.
Helena: Then I wouldn't miss it for
|Helena: [singing] It's raining men!!
|Helena: Hello all!
Chandler: Hi... Dad.
|Helena: I think we may be seeing a
little too much of some people.
Aren't you a little old to be wearing
a dress like that?
Nora: Don't you have a little too
much penis to be wearing a dress
|Phoebe: So... you two were
married. What happened, did you
|Helena: Do you remember our
Nora: Yes. I slept with the Best Man.
|Helena: I know. He told me. At least
I think that's what he said. It was
hard to understand him with his
legs wrapped around my head.
|Ross: Hi everybody!
[Helena strokes his arm]
|Ross: Chandler an I are playing
hide-and-go-seek. Do you know
where he is.
Ross' Father: You can't ask us,
son. That's cheating.
Ross: Right. Thanks for keeping
me honest, dad.
|Chandler: You look beautiful, Mom.
[Helena clears her throat loudly]
You look beautiful too, Dad.